What is a Gross Girl?

A gross girl is someone who embraces the fact that she is human and humans are pretty much gross all the time.

“But…but girls aren’t supposed to be gross!” say boys who probably haven’t spent a whole lot of time with girls. Gross girls aren’t afraid to send snapchats of their moustache bleaching routine or talk openly about queefing. Gross girls help people know that that weird nasty shit going on with your body is probably totally normal and don’t need to be kept hidden in the depths of your google search history.

If you still don’t get what a gross girl is, Georgina Jones explains it much better than I do in her article in Polyester Magazine. If you still don’t get it, maybe avoid this section of the website, but also don’t be surprised if you hear a girl fart because I told you so.