Beauty

Ready in a Flash Bag

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Sometimes, because you are so cool and popular, you may invited to go to a fun thing! But if you are like me, you will need at least 24 hour notice to mentally and physically prepare for real life social interaction. But what if this fun thing is happening in half an hour?? And you’ve just finished your latest Netflix marathon?

Don’t miss out on fun things just because you don’t look/feel human! Having an easy, go-to look all packed up in a ready in a flash bag makes getting ready so much quicker, so now the excuse “I’m already in PJ’s” just won’t fly anymore.

P.S. No one needs to know about your new strategy, so you can still use the PJ excuse in emergencies.

Start looking human:

L’Oreal Infallible 24 Hr Foundation

 Maybelline Fit Me concealer

 Maybelline Instant Age Rewind Brightening concealer

 Rimmel Stay Matte powder in translucent

This part is boring but it fucking works. Blend it all together with a damp beauty blender (you can even pat on the powder with your sponge), and this shit will not. Move.

Get your glow on:

MAC blush in Style

Charlotte Tilbury Filmstar Bronze and Glow

I know the Filmstar Bronze and Glow is expensive af, but it makes me feel like a kween, and it’s a multitasker. Warm up the face with the bronze shade, give a pop of color to your cheeks with your favorite blush, then dust the highlighter across your cheekbones, brow bones, etc. to get that glow on. Then, blend the bronze shade into the crease and pat the highlight all over the lid, and in the inner corner of the eye.

Define the eyes:

Anastasia Brow Wiz

L’Oreal Brow Artist Plumper

Essence I Love Extreme Volume Mascara

Since we already sneakily used bronzer and highlight as eyeshadows, all we have to do now is pencil in the brows, throw on some gel so they don’t go all weird, and load up on the mascara.

Now that your face is done, you can worry about more pressing matters, like where you’re going to eat.